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Dec

So I rubbed melted chocolate on the toilet seat today.

My husband did not know how to react when he found my present.

(Source: hellomynameisliv)

  1. iamrememberingtoforget reblogged this from hellomynameisliv and added:
    This is the kind of wife I one day aspire to be.
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  5. amandabh said: Ah true love.
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  9. mrskatmus said: I love you guys.
  10. 2corinththoughts said: omgosh hahahahahaha
  11. areallybigbagofdicks said: oh god that is so great haha
  12. comeawaywithmemylove reblogged this from hellomynameisliv
  13. mi-chiamo-jo reblogged this from hellomynameisliv and added:
    Somehow, I imagine myself doing this when I get married. Haha
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